All guys have to cook for the women!
Everyone has to do what I say and if they don't i will cut them...
Make Coffee Illegal!!
Everyone has to drive a Jeep.
Vog would have to start being tall.
I would change positive and negative to Vog in the dictionary.
Everyone would be quiet when I told them to.
People would have to learn what respect is!!
I would own all oil companies.
I get to name all the children
Be able to go shopping anytime I want and not have to pay anything for everything.
Have one day of the year where you can do anything illegal you wanted!!
I would require everyone to Want One!
I would change every verb and adj. to "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" >:D
i would paint the whole island yellow and rename it Banana Rama where its party time all the time
My army may not go to war with anybody or shoot any nuclear missals at anybody.....except for ourselves. Unless, of course another country does it to themselves, then we may assist in the process.
Everyone would have to be in shape and fit!!!! If not you will be put in prison.
Jared has to make sandwiches for everyone.
#1 the wife is always right. #2 if the wife is wrong refer to rule #1.
I would requie everyone to get a tattoo of me on their right butt cheek xDDD
I would nuke burgess.
Everybody has to act like a walrus when they get things wrong and/or right! >:D
I would implement the national anthem as:
Oh, say can you see Heldt by the dawn's early lightWhat so proudly we hailed Heldt at the twilight's last gleaming?Heldt's broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,O'er the Heldt we watched were so gallantly streaming?And Heldt's red glare, the Heldt bursting in air,Gave proof through the night that our Heldt was still there.Oh, say does that Heldt yet waveO'er the land of the free and the home of the Heldt
Everyone will have to stop being a pain in the arse and listen to reason. Then think about how more efficient alternative energy and weapons of war to put all other nations in line
I would require Brady to stop sippin on my goose!
I would require McDole to let me sip on his goose!
I would require everyone to play Sail.